1. Sanitize the house post Food Poisoning Apocalypse 2011. 2. Be photographed in the new pair of stunning boots my mother gave me as an early birthday/sympathy gift for surviving Food Poisoning Apocalypse 2011. 3. Repress all memories of Food Poisoning Apocalypse 2011. 4. Throw away everything in the fridge more than 5 days old. Yes, even the ketchup. 5. Dan says I can't throw away the ketchup, or the mustard. but he insists I get rid of the Vegan Mayo. 6. That is just like a man. 7. Build a bench in the kitchen to go under the window and run along the dining room table. 8. Squeal with delight after completing #7. 9. Somehow convince people to start coming to our front door instead of our kitchen door. This could take awhile. 10. Find someone to sell me a high fire kiln for a fraction of what it's worth, so I can open the coolest etsy store ever. (so cool that if it's not on the front page of Etsy every day, Kanye West will defy your firewall and appe...