1. I don't want to talk about America. 2. I would like to talk about Spain. Spain was beautiful. Especially the day that I tasted Falafel for the first time, got a massage at the ancient cave baths, and went to sleep in my darling little apartment with a balcony and a cobblestone street below. 3. I don't want to talk about horses. 4. That's a bad sign. 5. I do want to talk about how weird it is that Tim Riggins is my crush on Friday Night Lights. That is absurd. Except for the long hair, which if you knew my husband sometime between 2004-2011, would make perfect sense. 6. I don't want to talk about the weather, or the fact that I planted my tomatoes too early. 7. I do want to talk about the fact that I currently wear size 8 skinny jeans. It's true, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. 8.  I don't want to talk about the direction of my life. 9. Well, I do and I don't. 10. Here's the thing. You know how if you're in a boat that...